EOM - Wet Brain lyrics

[Verse 1] I'd love to see my Paypal flourish But I can't think of schemes when my brain's malnourished Floating 'round my cranium like a pickled egg Hitting the sides, drastic Shifting of tides I can't think of it son It's like the answer's always on the tip of my tongue It's like all that I learned I definitely never knew What I have is affectionately referred to as [Chorus] Wet brain, yeah I got that wet brain Wet brain I got that wet brain That soaking wet brain That wet brain I got that [Verse 2] The morning brings a sense of possibility If you can see the mirror and avoid any hostility I don't keep no Windex near And my eyes are like a truck windshield when the insects smear The wearing of flip-flops in normal situations will help your self-esteem by lowering your expectations I might as well rock a hospital robe The optic nerve is connected to the occipital lobe And when it reconnects I'll get my eyesight back I'm blind for now but I'm still wise like that, kinda I'm considering going out Or just sitting and zoning out Watching TV with the TV off You know the channel with the 3D moths I got just enough money to be completely irresponsible In a couple months though I'll have some trouble [Chorus] Wet brain, yeah I got that wet brain Wet brain I got that wet brain That soaking wet brain That wet brain I got that [Verse 3] When it's over print it over my coffin Overall he was raw with the overindulgence Hold your applause it's not like he was overly awesome Wasn't sober too often, always smoking and coughing Still known to pose a threat like a Doberman walking You'd notice a pause when over your shoulder you saw him Lots of people paid to see shows of him talking Now he's in his grave, appropriately exhausted He was supposed to be a boss The next big thing The new catchphrase The next bling bling But that cash register had never went ching ching Enough about him, I heard my text thing ring There's matters to tend to more important than this carca** Like which can canned tuna's better, Bumblebee or Starkist? Life is cold we need parkas for the heartless The world keeps spinning regardless Wet