EOM - The Adventures of Larry and Tina lyrics

[Wax] [Chrous] He should have seen she was really naive, sh** she was still only nineteen And he was many years older But he seen her walk by in them tight jeans, and he looked at her like ''that's my queen'' Cus he thought that he could mold her, but it's over Yo, Larry was a 39 year old dude, who was getting over divorce and the custody feud And he'd been single now, 'bout a year and a half He liked to hit the strip club for a beer and a laugh And one particular girl, in his mind was a standout Knew exactly when she worked, had his schedule planned out And he would hand out money and advice to her often, she liked him, smiled when he dropped in And he was real witty and her laughter was genuine She was real pretty with that pa**ionate feminine touch, that he had missed so much since his wife left So soft, with her clothes off she was priceless Hypnotised when she moved to the rhythm he's soon suggested just did that she move in with him She accepted, and within the next week, Larry was in love with the young a** freak He should've seen [Hook] Tina was a little hot blonde bombshell, that could never seem to get along with her mom well Moved out at seventeen, to put the bickering behind her Lied 'bout her age starting stripping as a minor And she was lonely and needed a better pattern, Larry was like the better dad that she never had And for once in her life she was stable, no rent, free utilities, even cable And Larry was in love, it was evident But she only saw him as a friend, to whom she gave p**y to instead of rent And she was quite wild, white piles in her nose all night life style He didn't mind if she partied alot, because he didn't know just how retarded she got He thought that she was the type of chick you'd trust, he didn't know she was real promiscuous He should've seen [Hook] The strip club closes and Tina's on the freeway, in a car with the club bouncer and DJ They checked in to the Holiday Inn, they had a 8 qual of coke and a bottle of gin And Tina got drunk started showing them tits, and by the end of the night she left both of them hit And although they weren't technically raping her, it probably wouldn't have been consensual if she knew they were taping her And Larry was at home all alone the next night, looking at his favorite p**nographic website Shocker that it was a fetish site that had to do with teens, he clicked on the screen where it had the newest scenes What he saw next hit him in the jugular, Tina was the star of a film called ''young cum guzzler'' He should have never thought that he could mold her, now he's heartbroken again, getting older [Hook]