EOM - Ridiculous lyrics

Verse 1 (Gradient): I'm a grand alchemist no matter what the outcome is Smash raps rockin' Packers hats in Minneapolis Adam told me where the apple is I shoved it in his throat and made him sing me the alphabet I'm the alpha bet you could never forget A methodical prodigal son's protestant sloppy sh** Spiked the punch at a church party and made a rave I even made Bobby Boucher embrace Gatorade So save it if you gotta hate I'm crazy enough to eat off of Jeffrey Dahmer's plate And I'mma be insane 'til the tombstone I turned you fairies into fables; Moon Stone Not a single sane person on the track Layed a verse so when we rap, you 'bout to enter the loon zone You're very little like the value of a nickel is Me, Wax and Sammy, we about to get ridiculous Chorus: (Ridiculous) Kickin' that off the wall sh** (Ridiculous) Kickin' that off the wall- off the wall sh** (Ridiculous) Kickin' that off the wall sh** f** your- f** your money and j**els, we just rob you of your dignity! Verse 2 (Sammy Warm Hands): The son of Adrock and a student of Carlin I write like Larry David but misbehaving like Garlin I'm funny like Seth MacFarlane But darker than the Devil's a**hole in an old apartment Oh, my darlin' Clementine, a better rhyme's in order Cause the hors d'oeuvres are poor like Noah Bennet's eyes I'm waiting for some albatross in apple sauce But the waiter's fading into black like some African astronauts I never pause, I'll k** your flow like menopause Take the applause and give the dough back to a better cause Got pennies in my pockets and holes in my camouflage I'm at a loss, listen all y'all it's a sabotage The hand of God is readjusting the aperture Shedding light on the savage a**-handing of these rapping amateurs I'm bringing the pain and anesthesia couldn't make it better Gonna feel like sticking your dick in a f**in' paper shredder [Hook] Verse 3 (Wax): Grilled Lincolns in the house! f** the tomfoolery Hide your little sister, hide your mom's j**elry Lock up your liquor and bolt down your beer It's a party full of f**in' maniacs in here! Let's make it clear For lack of a better word I'm the most grandiose rapper you ever heard A clever nerd with a sack of the better herb Paranoid mess but of rappers I'm never scurred Yeah Answer my question What motivates these piss-ants to try testing? I don't know, but you ain't gotta explain why Cause I'll never comprehend it like how planes fly Out at B-W-I You spy me and Herbal T high, stumble and vie Fresh off the flight out at Cali, meet the Lincolns at the terminal Stand the f** up like you're pissing at a urinal [Hook] Verse 4 (Gradient): It's the last verse, similar to the first time Your best line is as good as my worst rhyme Your face is in the background the camera's on mine Cause I'm such a big deal, call me Amazon Prime The backlash against flat raps I'll slap fast any rap cat who attacks me with some wack crap That's a pre-emptive strike I might spit so hot they'll have to vent this mic You know I been through strife and I'll tell my story Even though I have an annoying voice like Homer Simpson's wife No Schwarzenegger, keep the choppers at bay I only think you're real dope if it's opposite day And on that day, nobody is a friend to me And you ain't even got a single enemy And I'm the worst rapper in the vicinity But in reality I'm as sick as the Human Centipede [Hook]