Enter The Haggis - Honeydew Melons lyrics

How much do you want for your honeydew melons I'd give anything for those marvelous melons I'm hungry can't you see that they belong to me I must have those juicy melons now You say they're not for sale, those honeydew melons I've tried to no avail for those wonderful melons I'll tell you what I'll do, it's entirely up to you I'll trade you my banana and my two kiwi fruits Why do you run away with your honeydew melons To and fro they sway those wonderful melons Have I offended you? You've left me with no clue Off yonder I see coconuts, oh I suppose they'll do How much do you want for your honeydew melons I'd give anything for those marvelous melons I'm hungry can't you see that they belong to me I must have those juicy melons now I must have those juicy melons now