Emperor X - Wasted On the Senate Floor lyrics

We ran aground in the Philippines Interpreting what Henri Bergson means When he says life must be durational That feels million to one Collapsed in grace on the carpeting Trade missionaries set to bargaining We have no use for tricky marketing We make self-evident claims We say, "Let the products sell themselves" We say, "Let the products sell themselves" We say, "Let the products sell themselves" Like the Minutemen said I start to shake when she stares at me Our currency's almost at parity I'd try to talk, but apparently that's not attractively tough We tripped and fell when we formed a team We fixed ourselves with fibrin soldering Wait, I was wrong, that's called fibrin glue We have enough To get wasted on the senate floor She said, "Blah blah blah, I'm getting bored" Republican watchman from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag To punch our lights out Because we're wasted on the senate floor Now you're trapped because I locked the door And I've got this thorium-232 and I've got this microphone Listen up We've got bloody eyes but we're feeling good Causing confusion in the neighborhood Nothing protects us like an earmark could from bearing blows The price is only what inflation pulls The rules are strictly informational We showed up late to the Exxon rave We brought our products in tow Now we're wasted on the senate floor We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply Now we're wasted on the senate floor Let's see who's gay and who gets lonely When they're wasted on the senate floor And the naval blockade gets struck down with no trade-off We're wasted on the senate floor And we cast our eyes to the strobe out We got wasted on the senate floor We got wasted on the senate floor We got wasted on the senate floor We got wasted on the senate floor We got wasted on the senate floor We got wasted on the senate floor We got wasted on the senate floor We got wasted on the senate floor Where did you find your brother? Where did you take your sister's side? Where did you hide your brother? Where did you take your sister's side? Where did you find your brother? Where did you take your sister's side? Resign