Emperor Palpatine - Not Fully Operational Battle Station lyrics

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Emperor Palpatine - Not Fully Operational Battle Station lyrics

Emperor Palpatine: As you can see my young apprentice, your friends have... Rotates chair, disrupted by distracting noises of workmen hammering and drilling Emperor Palpatine: Your friends have failed Sounds of drilling getting louder Emperor Palpatine: Now... now witness the fire power of this fully... Palpatine pauses, irritated by annoying noises of machinery Emperor Palpatine: Fully armed operation d**h st... oh come on!!! Palpatine turns chair once again, walks over angrily to work men who appear to be repairing the d**h star. Signals hand for workers to stop and is ignored. Taps lead worker on shoulder, man signals for his workers to stop. Workmen look impatient Emperor Palpatine: (Giving a forced smile and a hearty laugh) Ahey, the force is strong in this one, aye? What have you got there, a latte? You've ever had the hazelnut macchiato? Change your life. Awkward silence Emperor Palpatine: Anyhoo... Tony right? Ray (lead worker): Ray.... Emperor Palpatine: Ray, sorry sorry. I get, I get mixed up. And who's Tony? Awkward silence Emperor Palpatine: Anyway, I hate to interrupt. I know you're very busy, is there anyway you could finish this area... you know... later? I'm kinda in the middle of something. Ray (lead worker): Sighs Look Mr. Saltine. I don't tell you how to threaten your blonde kid, so why don't you go back over there to your sit and spin and let me do my job. Emperor Palpatine Looking slightly fearful Okay, okay. Copy that. Walks back over to Vader and Skywalker Emperor Palpatine: They'll just be a little longer. I, I tell them to stop but you know eh... 'no speako minimum wago' hahaha. So so, where was I? Oh right right. Returns to angry voice Emperor Palpatine: Now witness the fire power... Noise gets significantly louder again. Palpatine rages. Vader and Luke exchange a confused look and shrug.

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