Emo Side Project - Abc's lyrics

A is for a**hole, the neighbor next door B is for Barney, that purple dinosaur! C is for Cats, those crazy felines. D is for Doug and Skeeter Valentine. E is for Easy just like your Mom, F is for f**ing her all night long. G is for Goats going Mehh in a boat H is for Hating the stupid Po-Po's I is for 50 Cent's In the club J is for Jay Z, n***a, Hit It Up K is for Kicking Ass, It's what I do best. L is for Licking Britney Spears left breast. Dustin: Hey, how's reading the new harry potter book going? Did he die yet? Andrew: Hey, how was getting caught jerking off by your mom last night? Dustin: Dude, harsh. M is for Making silly faces at a Monkey N is for New Found Glory being s**y O is for Going Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi! P is for Punk Kids beating up Fall Out Boy Q is for Questioning some stupid a** who*e. R is for Rolling around on the floor! S is for Star Wars, which really really s**s, T is for Taking it up the bu*t. U is for Umbrellas, which save me from the rain! V is for Vaginas, which I love to tame. W is for a Walrus with sungla**es on, X is for playing Xylophone in the lawn. Y is for Yoddling in the Sea Z is for Zebras singing their ABC's. I have a confession to make; Andy Milonakis is hiding Ricky Martin in his underpants