Emmanuel Carella - Touching Wood lyrics

Shaking off my problems on a Sunday afternoon With a bottle of cervasa I'm watching blue lagoon Thinking gee that Brooke Shields is such a pretty girl Where can I find one like that to shake up all my world? Then suddenly I saw her on a Jerry Springer show You were fighting with two lovers while I was home alone Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you I am touching wood Running late for work now my keys have disappeared Another parking ticket should've stayed in bed asleep What did I do, in another life to deserve this crap? They've handed me this modern life now they can have it back Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you I am touching wood I don't want anyone else to find me Coz I'm walking right out the door Coz I deserve a little more Oh, well nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you I am touching wood Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you I am touching wood Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you I am touching wood