Eminem - Verse 1 lyrics

[Intro] Uh, uh, uh, uh, alright, alright Uh, Slim Shady, yo, yo, yo [Verse 1] It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4-door Ford But I'm more toward droppin' an acapella To chop a fella to mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller Got you locked in a cellar, with your skeleton showing Developin' anorexia, while I'm standin' next to ya Eating a full course meal watching you starve to d**h With an IV in your vein feeding you liquid Darvocet Pumping you full of d**, pull the plugs on the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven To receiving with the a**es ripped out of they pants And given a less than 20-percent chance of livin' Have a possible placement as a hospital patient Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement Doctor Kevorkian has arrived to perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'm still alive!" Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth Better call the fire department I've hired a arson to set fire to carpet And burn up your entire apartment I'm a liar to start sh** Got your b**h wrapped around my dick so tight you need a crowbar to pry her apart with [Outro] Motherf**er! Slim Shady, b**h! Recognize, for the '99! Album February 23rd! (dialing tone)