Eminem - Record Store 2 (Skit) lyrics

[Eminem & Fat Beats Receptionist] I was like -oh, hello? (Yeah) Um, I-I just have one more question I don't know if you were the guy we were talking to, um I just called a few minutes ago, about Eminem (okay) Um, probably what I was wondering, um Is if, I-I-I don't know, I've seen Eminem (What's the question, sir?) He did a show at Tramps and his hair was like, blond And I was wondering, actually, that's not even a question But I was wondering, um, is-is-is Is Dr. Dre, um, is he white? (muffled sounds] (Hello?) H-Hello, hi (yes) Um, I had a que- The oh-this ain't the--, oh this a girl (This is a girl, yeah) Oh, I-I'm sorry I had a couple of questions about, um, about this guy Eminem I-I know him, I-I'd, I know him, I've-I've like, I've like studied him I-I've-I know all his freestyles by heart (Okay, can you please lower your voice?) I'm sorry, I'm just really excited because something- My friend came over here, the album (Uhuh) And, I don't know how he got the album, he sa- He said he got it off the internet or something But I was figuring like, maybe Fat Beats like, had a bootleg Or something that I could just get I wouldn't, like, turn you guys in or nothing like that, just-- (We don't have Eminem's album, Eminem's album coming out in February) They don't have it Brian, you f**ing dick! Okay, is-is-is-i-i-i, it's, um Is Dr. Dre white? (Dr. Dre is not white, that I know of The Dr. Dre I know ain't white, I don't know) Oh! (He's black as I know him) Oh, okay, okay, oh! Dr. Dre, the Dr. Dre from The Chronic, you a**hole! You guys are so-- you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry These guys are embara**ing me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry (alright) Dr. Dre is not white, Dr. Dre is not white, you f**ing dicks Hello? (yeah) Ok, thank you very much (You're welcome) Ok, goodbye s*ut