[Produced by Dr. Dre] [Hook x2] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady [Intro] Excuse me! Can I have the attention of the cla** for one second? [Verse 1] Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try 'cid and get f**ed up worse than my life is? My brain's dead weight I'm trying to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady, you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!" Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of gra** and fall on my a** Faster than a fat b**h who sat down too fast Come here, s*ut "Shady wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!" I don't give a f** God sent me to piss the world off