Eminem - Rex (Skit) lyrics

(dialing tone) [Dialogue: Eminem & (Ma**eur)] (Hello?) Hi, can I speak to Rex please? (Speaking) How ya doin', um, my name's Ken Um, I'm lookin' for a buddy (What do you need?) Just- cold work my wife is sitting right here Um, just a buddy, like, you know, a friend Someone to pal around with I'm thirty-two, I'm, I'm single Can it be arranged? (When?) Um, whenever If you have time tonight, um, that'd be great I mean, I'm just- I'm really waiting (I don't understand what you're looking for) co*k ma**age, whatever I'm just really ready I've been waiting too long (I don't under- what do you mean) I mean, I'm just ready You know, like (Well, I mean its, what I do is a ma**age) Alright, do you use lubricants? (Right) Cause- okay Aww, good, thank god, cause- I was wondering cause I never, I never did this before But man... Rex (But you know I'm not working tonight, so you'll have to call me another time) Really? Um, okay, what about tomorrow (Yeah give me a call tomorrow) Okay, if- what time should I call (Well, whenever you're- you know, you know for sure your schedule) Ok- are we gonna f** or what cause I'm ready (No) Please? [Hangs up] (Laughs)