Eminem - A*****e lyrics

[Verse 1:] Came to the world at a time when in was in need of a villain An a**hole, that role think I succeeded fulfillin' But don't think I ever stopped to think that I was speakin to children Everything was happenin' so fast it was like I blinked, sold 3 million Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feelin' Like I'm always under attack, man I coulda' stacked my sh** list to the ceilin' Women dishin' but really Thinkin' if anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would k** him Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' sh** but since when did this many People ever give a sh** what I had to say it's just my opinion If it contradicts how I'm livin' put a dick in your rear-end That's why every time you mention a lyric I thanked you for it, for drawin' more attention toward it Cause it gave me an enormous platform, I'm flattered you thought I was that important But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect and battled for it Mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed atta-boy They told me to slow down, I'd just zone-out Good luck tryin' to convince a blopde, it's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out 'Cause I was tryin to leave No Doubt In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history think they know now Because everybody knows [Chorus - Skylar Grey:] Everybody knows, that you're just an a**hole Everywhere that you go, people want to go home, everyone knows Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice There's no place you can hide, you are just an a**hole Everyone knows, everyone knows Thanks for the support, a**hole [x2] [Verse 2:] Quit actin' salty, I was countin' on you to count me out Ask Asher Roth when he round about dissed me to shout me out Thought I was history, well God damn honky that compliment's like back-handin' a donkey, good way to get your a** socked in the mouth Nah, I'm off him, but what the f**'s all this trash talking about? The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me you knocked me down I went down for the count, I fell but the fans caught me and now You're gonna have to beat the f**in' pants off me to take my belt Word to Pacquiao, momma said there ain't nothin else to talk about Better go in that ring and knock 'em out, or you better not come out It's poetry in motion like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' Shake-speare, so what if insults are revoltin' Even Helen Keller knows life stinks You think it's a joke 'till your bullet riddled, but you should give little sh** what I think This whole world is a mess, gotta have a goddamn Vest on your chest and a Glock just to go watch Batman Who needs ta test a testicles? Not that man Half you don't got the guts, intestinal blockage, rest of you got lap bands Stuck to this motto 'fore they put bath salts in all those Water bottles in Colorado, so get lost, Waldo my soul's escaping through this a**hole that is gaping A black hole and I'm swallowin' this track whole, better pack toilet paper But I'm takin' no crap hoe, here I go down the Bat Pole and I'm changing back into that ole maniac in fact there they go, tryin' to dip out the back door retreating 'Cause everybody knows [Chorus] [Verse 3:] Holy mackerel. I'm the biggest jerk on the planet Earth I smacked a girl Off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull Then screamed "ICP in this b**h! how do f**in' magnets work? ' 'Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable, hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical L'm makin' up words, so you can understandable It's tragical, thinkin' some magical sh**'s gonna happen, that ain't practical You crackin' A joke? It's laughable 'Cause me and love's like a bad combination I keep them feelings locked in a vault, so it's safe to say I'm uncrackable My heart is truly guarded Full body armor b**h, you just need a helmet 'cause if you think you special, you're retarded Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina You're a trainwreck, I gotta one track mind and shorty you're fine but you sorta remind me of a 49'er 'Cause you've been a gold digger since you was a miner Been tryin' ta hunt me down like a dog 'cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent 'Cause all of my spare time's spent On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin' Only women that I love are my daughters, but sometimes I rhyme And it sounds like I forget I'm a father and I push it farther, so Father forgive me if I forget to draw the line It's apparent I shouldn't have been parent I'll never grow up, so to Hell with your parents and 'mother' f** 'father' time It ain't never gonna stop, a pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half alive Poured my half-empty gla** in a cup now my cup has runneth over And I'm about to set it on you like a muthaf**in' coaster L'm goin' back to what got me here, yeah co*ky and Can't knock bein' Rudolph, so fear not my deer And dry up your tear drops I'm here White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird If you stare at me and see yourself, 'cause you're one too, shouldn't be a shock be Cause everybody knows [Chorus]