Eminem - Criminal (Snippet) lyrics

[Intro] A lotta people ask me stupid f**ing questions A lotta people think that what I say on record Or what I talk about on a record That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that I wanna k** somebody, that I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well sh**, if you believe that, then I'll k** you You know why? Cause I'm a criminal [Hook] I'm a criminal! Cause every time I write a rhyme These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal! But I don't got to say a word I just flip 'em the bird and keep going, I don't take sh** from no one [Verse 1] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a f*g or lez Or the h*mos**, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress, hate f*gs? the answer's "yes" h*mophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging That's my motherf**in' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em! "Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checking the mail, get it? Checking the 'male'?" How many records you expecting to sell After your second LP sends you directly to jail? Come on, relax guy, I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!) "Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital" Preacher preacher! Fifth grade teacher! You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause I watch TV and Comcast cable And you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from topping these charts And you can't stop me from dropping each March With a brand new CD for these f**in' retards And to think, it's just little old me Mr. Don't Give a f** still won't leave [Hook] [Verse 2] Mother did d**, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out, disfigured ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as-