Eminem - My Dad's Gone Crazy lyrics

[Intro:] [Tuning TV] [Eminem Snortin Crack] [TV Presenter:] Hello boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do [Door opens] who's your daddy? [Hailie:] Daddy, what're you doing? [Beat starts] [Eminem:] Haha [Eminem & Hailie:] Ok then! everybody, listen up! [Eminem:] I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me? [Hailie:] Somebody, please help him! [giggle] i think my dad gone crazy! [Verse #1:] There's no mountain i can't climb There's no tower too high, No plane that i can't learn how to fly What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to [Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound] f**in' brain's brawn, and bra** balls I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a gla** jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed, Sungla**es with elton john's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, i been lying my a** off All this time, me and dre been f**ing with hats off [Dr Dre:] s** it marshall [Eminem:] So tell Laura and her husband to back off Before i push this motherf**ing bu*ton and blast off And launch one of these russians, and that's all [Hailie Makes Explosion Sound] Blow every f**ing thing, except afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? [Knocking] Hailie, tell 'em baby [Hailie:] My dad's lost it [Chorus:] [Eminem:] There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell em' baby [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Verse 2:] It's like my mother always told me [Eminem Impersinates His Mom] Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana, and codeine and goddamit, you little motherf**er If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. f** that sh**, b**h, eat a motherf**in' dick Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherf**in' co*ks per second I'd rather put out a motherf**ing gospel record I'd rather be a p**y-whipped b**h, eat p**y And have p**y-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my m.o. I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a h*mo by his toe, man i don't know no more Am i the only f**in one who's normal any more? [Hailie:] Dad [Chorus] [Verse #3:] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seeing is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek I'd yank my f**in teeth before id ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by f**in' lightning twice at once And die and come back as vanilla ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with sh**, every time i sung Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither [Chorus] [Outro:] [Eminem:] Crazy [Hailie:] ha ha You're funny daddy!