Eminem - Insane lyrics

[Produced by Dr. Dre] [Verse 1] I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah f**ed in the head My stepfather said that I s**ed in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my dick s**ed in the shed" Can we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? "After I f** you in the bu*t, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest" The next day, my mother said "I don't know what the f**'s UP with this kid! The ba*tard won't even eat nothing, he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!" "Debbie, don't let that f**er get you upset Go in there, stick a f**in cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin it, I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object" "Aw, go f** his brains out if any's left in his head" [Hook] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane! [Verse 2] (Did you get him?) Naw, f**er tried to bite my face off I just got f**in chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f**in' blades off Ate the blades, stuck the baseball in the slingshot Then the aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping-pong Then he played ping-pong with his own ding-dong That motherf**er's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants and took every f**in' thing off Everything 'cept his tanktop and his training bra Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that Shady dawg Man, that motherf**er's gangsta, ain't he, dawg? Shady dawg, what be goin through that f**in brain of yours? Say no more, what the f** you waitin' for? Sing along [Hook] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane! [Verse 3] Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah!) Well, then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching? f** 'em in the a**, s** the cum out while you belchin' Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Could you dig what I'm sayin, man? Could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (uhmm...) f** a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin (Shady, what the f** you saying?) I don't know - HELP ME! What the f**'s happening?! I think I'm f**ing MELLLTING! "Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being" NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see? I only get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street" But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea" "Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene" [Hook] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane!