Eminem - Elevator lyrics

All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement, haha I'll meet you down there There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a f**ing elevator Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Woopsa that a f**ing daisy That's a no-no who even she knows Dada's f**ing crazy f**ing animal, cookoo, bananas, f**ing A B Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me f** around and throw a baby at another baby You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brains all horny cause of all the sh** you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it'd come to this, I outta just be honest but There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a f**ing elevator Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it fake it They get so mad, when I call them both f*gots All these f**ing voices in my head I can't take it Someone shut that f**ing baby up, 'for I shake it You're standing adjacent to Jason's last s*ut, they're facing Together makes 'em, a f**ing bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the wiener schnitzel up his a**, hopped away some- Body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him Homie, I'm the shizer, pa** Doctor Dre some I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son No not-a now, not a chance, not today son I can't believe I leave for one brief second And you p**y's queef all over the rap game, naked And use a leaf to clean up the crap stains, feck it I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a f**ing elevator Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later I blew the f** up, a hamster in a microwave Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hideout, drive by my house and beep Like now motherf**er, try now to sleep Lie down motherf**er, try countin' sheep And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef? Mase in your face b**h, cry now p**y This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can s** my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top Stand above 'em,just to cut the f**ing cable, let 'em drop Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement, yelling stop! There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a f**ing elevator f**ing son of a b**h, I can't believe this sh** This must be all that there is, this must be it f**in'-A even got a bidet Wash my a** after I sh** with gold toilet paper Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off I can just toss a flying saucer in it This sh**'s awesome, yeah, f**ing elevator Living in a house with a f**ing elevator