Eminem - Tim Westwood Freestyle lyrics

I Wasn't Born Mean I Was Pushed To Stretch It, I Walk The Streets Looking For Some Puss To Fetch Me I'm Like A Vegi Brains Turn The Mush Im Edgie Edgie Enough To Give Regie Bush A Wedgie If He Dont Give Me Kim Things Could Get Messy So Pa** It Ass To Me Let Me Squish The Left Cheek And Push Against The Right One Till Its Smushed Against Me And Leave A Dead Body In The Woods The Mc, With The Christopher Reef Beef We Started Off On The Wrong Foot Or Should I Say Fake Leg Made Out Of Wood I Shouldnt Yes I Should Riding Through The Hood Im Chilling With Westwood Im Quite Mellow A White Fellow My Pee Is Bright Yellow I Like Jellow, Im Like Hello To A Cute Little Dyke On The Mic Im Kinda Like Me And West Wood Blastin Off Jackin Off In A Pair Acid Washs Bumpin Asher Roth Cruisin Drastic Til I Damn Near Crash The Car Try Ta Smash Em Of Of The Dash Hit The Over Pa** Went Off, Over The Bridge Into On Coming Traffic Caused A Ma**ive Fourty-two Car Pile Up Not A Scratch At All Hopped Up Holding An Axe And Saw Jason Mask Is Off And My Face Is Plastered In Tobasco Sauce Spittin Flame Kickin Fire Out Ya Ass Ya Lil f*g You Can Pa** It On Or Battery Acid Dawg You Dont Wanna Get My Ass Ticked Of Im Harder Than Playing Basketball While Im Going Through Cracc Withdrawls Dick So Big Its Like Elastic I Tie It In A Knot And It Looks Like Mr. Fantastic Crossed The Path Of Plastic Man With A Drastic Force Put My Penis On Cla**ic Sports. Once Again It's The Sinister Cynical Minister Shady Kryptonite To Superman He's A Dentist To Amy Administer Of The Pain Just Finished Huffin The Paint And Muffled The Fumes Like It Was Nothin Because It Ain't Anything In His His Way His Enemies He Just Slays His Venom He Sprays Reaches Like Beams Of Energy Rays Menecing Stance He Plans Making The Hairs All On The Back Of Your Neck Stand Like Dracula Yep Spectacular Rep He's A Tarantula Gargantuan Yeah Angela So I Command You To Start Dancin Part Manson Part Hannibal Part Mechanical Shark Throwin Animal Parts At Scarlett Johannson Enter My Gas Chamber Ya Gangster? My Ass He's Got His Fangs To Your Neck He's Set To Strangle Your Ass Hater Your Facin A Task Greater He's Chasin Your Ass He's Got His Face In A Mask And Blood Stains On His Gla** Table I'm Checking The Exposure Of Photos And Be Exposing Myself Locked Inside Of A Cozy Hotel Posing With Or Without Clothing Next To The Decomposing Bodies Eroding While I'm Dosing Off Overdosing Windows Opening Shutting Doors Opening Closing I Think There's A Ghost Too Much Hydrocodone And Codeine I Was Only Supposed To Swallow Half I Took The Whole Thing I'm Not Joking I Think I Just Snorted My Nosering I Need A Drink I'm Standing Over The Sink Hosing Myself Self Loathing Cause I'm On The Brink Closely I Don't Wanna Think This'll Make Everything Rosy Beverly Sings Scream While I'm Severing Three Toesies Totally Frozen While I Close In I'm Yodelling Rosyyyyyy Won't You Come Out To Play No Sense Wasting Time Cutting And Pasting Headlines Of The Papers Making Shrines Of My Crimes And Capers My Words Are Whirlwinds I Murdered My Girlfriends Go To Europe And Put Neruphins In My Syrup And Stirred Them You've Never Heard Them Like This So Don't Encourage Them The Neurosurgeon Coke Lyrics And Lyrics Worsen The Kind Of Person To Get Katie Couric To Curse And Eighty Spirits Of Ladies Get Shady Murdered The Virgin Crazy Turn Of The Events That He Emerged To Go To The World And reeled in The Children Load Them Into The Building And k**'m And Bury Them In The Mud And Mildew And He Will Do What He Feels And Still Will Spit Drawin The Gold Like Rumplestilskin Cotton And Silk, Motrin And Tylenol Three Pills The Real Slim Shady's Entered The Buildin Nothin But Crumpled Leaves And Tumbleweeds Up In This b**h, Mildred He's Amped With It He Still Shouldn't Be Healed There's No One As Sick As He Emcees Will Get Free Friekazied On The Grill.