Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Clean) lyrics

[Produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man] [Intro] May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're gonna have a problem here [Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a White person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her bu*t worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the... "ah wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he" And Dr. Dre said...nothin' you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's under the tombstone again (ha ha) All of these women love Eminem "Chigga chigga chigga Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who," "yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on when you don't let loose Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for your mom to cook me a dead moose "Kim never gave me a kiss, Kim never gave me a kiss" And if I'm lucky, you might just give Kim a little flip We ain't nothing but mammals -- well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other rappers open like antelopes But if we can k** animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Hook x2] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 2] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do; so he s**s and so do you You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears This woman put me on blast on MTV "Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download an audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you made the whole world garbage to me I'm sick of you [little girl and boy groups,] all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a stuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [Hook x2] [Verse 3] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the [balls] to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just crap it Better than 90% of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like his name is Caleb It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 Every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go [Hook] Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Damn it, let's all stand up