[Intro: Eminem as Bin Laden] Oh Dr Dre Or should I say Dr Gay You are very bad man, (biaatch) You diss the wrong motherf**er (Turn my vocals up you piece of sh**!) You think Osama won't diss you black (biaaatch) [Verse 1] Things just ain't the same for Osama So much drama Since the World Trade Bombings And the Pentagon got the world calling Me to k** all of congress, like {Gary Condit} The Strangest things can happen to an Afghan When people get wrapped up in Islam and Allah Then some sh**eaters fly planes and wreak havoc Then go drop the blame on Bin Laden Now I got a f*ggot-a** rapper attacking me With this gangsta rap, like I'm not gonna battle Dr Dre? The man wasn't done sh** since N.W.A And gave Eazy-E AIDS Don't make me go Suge Knight on your fat a** You h*mof**, you ain't the only one goin' platinum Osama Bin Laden, keeping it gangsta f** Dr Dre, I'm the Aftermath [Hook] Everywhere that I go ain't the same as before People I used to know just don't know me no more And everywhere that I go, I got people I know Who've got people they know, so I suggest you lay low [Verse 2] Oh Dr Dre look at you, you fool I use your own rap against you, and I'm better Lick my balls, until they are dry Sorry... come again Things just ain't the same for Bin Laden This planet hates me more than Michael Jackson Hating on the Taliban for keeping me captive Threatening to find my little cave and blast it Now I've got to worry about this wannabe gansta Who pays other rappers to write his wack sh** Everyone knows that your beats are helped man And you'll never blow by yourself man Sorry, you'd blow... blow co*ks Use the hole as a straw and blow s**m out your nostrils I don't give a hurried f**, call Slim Shady Snoop Dogg, D.O.C, Wren and Jay-Z To write a verse, f** I'll write it for ya You still lick dick, this is Booshu Babara Do you know who, do you know what, do you know who? Let's keep this between me and you [Hook] Osama... Osama... Oooosama... O-o-o-osama.... b*atch