Eminem - Poo Butt Day lyrics

get up this morning feelin sleepy as all hell, went the use the bathroom when i tripped and i fell all the way downstairs onto the couch, and i pissed my pants on the way down south; so i went back upstairs to change my underwear took a while to get em unstuck to my pubic hair finally got unzipped i went to put em down the street but then i threw em in the garbage cause it all said puu hopped in the shower put shampoo in my hair went to rinse it out but then the water wasnt there that damn toilet it must of went foul got another bath to wipe the stuff up with the towel went to get my clothes but i couldnt wear the wash so i sat and played some mario on my nintendo i was gonna see my girl but i forget that stuff man today i just feel like a pooh bu*t... (chorus 2x ) sometimes things just never go my way you know i, im just feelin like a pooh bu*t today. now every snigle day i make habits to get up but today i just feel like a pooh bu*t so ill stay in bed i dont know whats wrong with me im just taking everything nonchilantely i just feel like i cant move one muscle my girlfriend calls me up and tells me now we gotta hustle my plane leaves to roll about quarter to 8 its 7:15 looks like im gonna be late aww forget that baby said i just cant make it i know your dissapointed but your gonna have to take it im sick in bed im making am am foot it but before hung up the phone she told me where i could put it, comes next day i gotta call from M&M he said we gotta make a record get ya bu*t outta bed i said i aint doin nothing i wish you nothing but luck he said STOP! instead of feeling like a pooh but... (chorus 2x) sometimes things just never go my way you know i, im just feelin like a pooh bu*t today. (chaos kid) "yo you ever have one of those poohie stinky ridiculous rotten days M&M" (M&M) "man i had one once check this out" woke up , 6:30 in the morning yawning gotta get to the recording studio i gotta get a take done put all my rhymes together so i can make one get outta bed fall on my head slipped on the rug i thought i was dead cussin i think my head is busted but it really nothing only a concussion shake it off, get off the ground look around couldn't find my rhyme sheets where'd i put em down they were just there last night on the chair had to look everywhere but, couldnt find em anywhere go to the basement might of misplaced em gotta find em in hurry but my visions still blurry goin down the stairs what could happen next but, when its this early you cant skip steps; fallin head first as i fall i curse things are lookin bad ima only get worse; aching i shake and i hurt i stand up slowly wiped all the dirt off memory lapse i cant remember nothing think ill collapse if you forget the whole thing pause for a second what was i looking for.. oh yea my rhyme sheets they might be on the floor or on the chair wait a minute where am i im in a basement damn how does time fly think for a second record my memory if i were a rhyme sheet where would i be?? now i remember i put em in the closet next to my jacket so i woulda never lost em already 7 ive only got an hour to eat breakfast get dressed plus take a shower got undressed got the zest off the rack turn the water on and i almost had a heart attack cold as hell started to yell jumped out the shower and said f** it ill smell grabbed the towel off the rack dried off got dressed still had to eat but my hair was a mess i was in a rush grabbed the brush and ran run into the door on the floor i land always to fate now i know im curse i think it might help if i open the dorr first tried to turn the handle but i sprained my wrist but thats what happens on a day like this...(chorus 2x) sometimes things just never go my way you know i, im just feelin like a pooh bu*t today... (Chaos kid) "wow that sounds pretty poohie to me" (M&M) "now im gonna break it down for those who dont know what a pooh bu*t day is" Now a pooh bu*t day is something everybodies had no particular depression neither mad or sad you couldnt see your bu*t because your bu*t is what it is cause when your feeling like a pooh bu*t then your feeling like sh**