[Intro: Eminem] Daddy? [Hook: Kids] (4X) I wanna be just like you When I grow up, yes I do [Verse 1: Bizarre] You don't wanna be just like your daddy Pimpin' hoes out here drivin' Caddies Runnin' 'round town, f**in' with skeezers Shots in your a**, catchin' diseases Son, your daddy got a foul mouth From f**in' b**hes in they foul mouths I can't help it, my group's D12 All we do is pop pills and stay in jail Talkin' nasty sh**, Bizarre won't stop I'll f** two twins, with a midget on top A sick mind, rapin' an old lady Knowin' damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby All I can teach you, learn how to mac Smoke crack, smack a b**h when she talk back Matter fact, smack your sister, she's a s*ut Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a f** [Hook] (4X) [Verse 2] Don't go to school, become a Catholic priest Sell crack to your Auntie Denise If Auntie Denise is short forty cent Make her get on the ground and {s**} some more {dick} Nas is gon' probably hate me When Mos Def hear this he probably gon' suffocate me Why they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track? All he gon' do is talk about hoes and smoking crack If your wife is pregnant I call her a who*e Leave her no money and go out on tour Nah, I'm playing leave her something I pack a hot dog and a f**ing dirty muffin You're my son, I'm trying to teach you somethin' You're {eight} years old? It's time to start f**in' You know daddy won't give you the wrong advice Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice [Hook] (8X) [Outro] All I can tell you how to do is pop pills and stay high And tell a b**h to s** a dick I'm a parent, yeah A motherf**in' role model Hi-Tek