I need Christopher Reeves to come and lay his verse I think he can spit it better on Medicine Ball First off, I did not even realize the guy died So I guess them Christopher Reeves jokes ain't gonna fly Whoa, I'm on a roll, don't get me started Ellen got pissed at me tried to push me and p**y farted With such accuracy he aims and he shoots the target Cupid's arrow and Portia ??? now look, sweetheart it's The kissin' bandit on a mission to leave, Miss Degeneres Disenchanted by men now just listen damn it Miss De Rossi, I need no posse, now single-Hand-ed-ly Will steal your heart with a kiss Where should I plant it? Mm-wha! Baby, it's *moi* And my repertoire's runnin' around in pink panties and leopard bra And negligar, negligee, you say tomayto I say TOMato I'm Tommy Mottola Mariah don`t stop me I`m on a roll, ohh Y'all know what it is