Eminem - I Feel Pretty (Roman's Revenge ) lyrics

[Hook: Nicki Minaj] I feel pretty (x3) And witty And gay And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight [Verse 1: Eminem] I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame Twisted-a** mind, got a pretzel for a brain An eraser for a head, f**ing pencil for a frame You don't like it then peel off, b**h Every last woman on Earth I'll k** off, and I still wouldn't f** you, s*ut So wipe the smile on your grill off I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod Quit hollering "Why, God?" He ain't got sh** to do with it Bygones'll never be bygones, so won't be finished swallowing my wad I ain't finished blowing it, nice bra Hope it'll fit a tough titty, b**h, life's hard I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad With fake tits and a bad dye job Who just spit in my f**ing face and called me a f**ing tightwad So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod And caught her stealing my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed Set up the camera and pissed twice on her Look, two pees and a tripod! The moral to the story is, life's treating you like dry sod? Kick it back in its face, my God It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd But don't ask why, b**h (Ask why not) [Hook: Eminem] I feel ugly (x3) s*ut don't touch me or hug me I'm mad and I pity any girl who gets with me tonight [Verse 2: Nicki Minaj] You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I'm the motherf**ing boss, overwrite And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike Now all my n***as getting buck, overbite I see them dusty-a** Filas, Levi's Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs I call the play, now do you see why? These b**hes calling me Manning Eli I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling I got 'em scared, shook, panicking Overseas, church, Vatican You at a standstill, mannequin [Verse 3: Eminem] All you lil' f*ggots can s** it, no h*mo But I'mma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend Yeah, look who's back again, b**h, keep acting as if You had the same pa**ion that I have, yeah, right Still hungry, my a**, you a**dicks had gastric bypa** Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry gra** And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids but eyelash! Go take a flying leap of faith off a f**ing balcony 'fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly a** You know what time it is, so why ask? When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash, it's (high cla**) meets (white trash) [Hook: Nicki Minaj] I feel pretty (x3) And witty And gay And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight [Bridge: Nicki Minaj] Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon [Outro: Nicki Minaj] Roman, Roman! Stop it, stop it! You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad! You and this boy Slim Shady! What's going on? They'll lock you away! They'll put you in a jail cell! I promise! Take your mother's warning, Roman, please Back to bed! Run along! Let's go! Come on! Wash your mouth out with soap, boys