Eminem - Fast Lane (Remix) lyrics

[Royce Da 5'9":] Uh, first verse, uh I'm on 'til I'm on a bum hole My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on auto-penis Before I touch dirt, I'll k** y'all with kindness I k** ya, my natural persona's much worse You've been warned if you've been born or if you conform Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y'all n***as' intellect mad slow, y'all f*gs know Claimin' you bangin', you flamin' Bet you could light your own cigarette with your a**hole Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain't wrapped tight My blood type's the '80s! My '90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys You still fly kites daily! [Eminem:] Catch me in my Mercedes Bumpin' "Ice, Ice Baby, " screamin' Shady 'til I die Like I have a pair of dice, life's crazy So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish) Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, 'cause she's kinda famous And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj, I wanna f** your holes upside down whilst playing twister You morons think that I'm a fat c*nt Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin', try them trailer parks Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby And that's back with' a capital B with' an exclamation mark, maybe You should listen when I flip the linguistics 'Cause I'm gonna rip this mystical slick sh** You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this sh** 'Cause after I spit the bullets, Imma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball Imma kick the ballistics! So get this dick, Imma live this [Hook:] Livin' life in the fast lane Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride Gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) [Lil Wayne":] I'm a natural born k**er, with a natural born penis What you got on me, 0, nothing you sound like a fat mumma in McDonalds n***a who do you think you are talking to? the real Wheezy n***a you aint got sh**' on me [Eminem:] Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a sh** fit now Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town Did I s-st-stutter, motherf**er? f** them all, He shuts the whole motherf**in' Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight with' 5'9 to hold this b**h down Like a motherf**in' chick underwater, she tryna d-dr-drown Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep lickin' them dick s**in' lips, I'm agitated, aggravated To the point you don't s** my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated Other words, you don't f**in' give me head, then I'm have to take it [2 Pac:] And then after takin' that, I'm a catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin' It's gon' say "The whole rap game pa**ed away" on top of the affadavit Graduated from master debater slash ma**ive masturbator because I love s**ing fat co*k after its been used on my an*s To Michael Jackson' activator (Woo!) Meanin' I'm on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer Homie, they sick, you can normally ask a hater Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent) [Eminem:] Now make that a** drop like a sack of potatoes What, girl, I'm the crack-a-lator Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin' you're... [Hook:] Livin' life in the fast lane Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride Gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Pedal to the metal