Eminem - Em Calls Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited) lyrics

Aye yo Paul, it's Em I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing And I know that he's not thrilled about the video What does he wanna be startin' somethin'? Well I'll show him who's really bad Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls You should really take a look at the man in the mirror and tell him to beat it because I won't stop till I get enough Do you remember the time we were watching the Billy Jean video? Well he'll always be that Michaelto me, and it doesn't matter if he's black or white Because I can't stop loving him And I hate plastic surgeons, and I hope they all f**ing die How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him, but I can't Excuse me, I'm taking a sh**, sorry Anyways, call me back, I have this idea about how I want to end the show So, hit me when you get this message, f**er Oh, and by the way, no I don't have a new gun (Goddamn it)