[Intro: Eminem] b**hes and gentlemen! It's showtime! Hurry hurry, step right up! Introducing the star of our show... his name is (Marshall!) You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now So without further ado, I bring to you (Marshall!) [Verse 1: Eminem] You 'bout to witness hip-hop in its most purest Most rawest form, flow almost flawless Most hardest, most honest known artist Chip off the old block, but old Doc is back Looks like Batman brought his own Robin Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden With his own private plane, his own pilot Set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes Vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here I come I'm inches away from you, dear, fear none Hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so [Chorus: Ed Sheeran] I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body And last night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like you Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with your body Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I I'm in love with your body Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I I'm in love with your body Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I I'm in love with your body Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with the shape of you [Verse 2: Eminem] To your lou while I do what I do best You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it Flows too wet, nobody close to it Nobody says it but still everybody knows the sh** The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on In eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much They make it all up, there's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more People when you're rappin' and you know what for The show must go on; so I'd like to welcome y'all To Marshall and Andre's carnival! [Chorus: Ed Sheeran] I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body And last night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like you Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with your body Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I I'm in love with your body Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I I'm in love with your body Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I I'm in love with your body Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with the shape of you [Bridge] Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on [Chorus] I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body Get down to business I don't got no time to play around, what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the sh** down On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!) [Outro: Eminem] So there you have it folks (Marshall!) has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre Here to remind you that bullsh** does not pay Because (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stay And never go away, until our dying day Until we're old and grey (Marshall!) So until next time, friends Same blonde hair, same rap channel Good night everyone, thank you for coming Your host for the evening (Marshall!) Oh! Heh