Eminem - Devil's Night Intro lyrics

[Verse: Eminem] You know it's devil's night the way that I smash the face of a punk in Mask of Jason is a fashion statement since Drunken Master tapes been a basket case and if that's the case then I'm dunkin' Fascination with masturbation and humpin' Lacerations and masking tape and I'm bumpin' Some Master Ace, roll up posin' as pastor Mase at a lunchin See Andrea Yates, grab her face then I'm punchin' Crack her f**in' skull with an antique vase, k** her husband To the back of the station wagon, she's dragged and placed in the trunk and Now I'm wanted for kidnapping, rape, and abduction Spread her legs like Land O'Lakes that I'm cutting till every f**in' limb's either amputated or punctured Decapitated Christina Applegate and I rap like I'm agitated No chill but I'm half sedated, a functioning addict, wait I'm in London? Brains underwear? A pantywaist, cla**ic case of disfunction Aggravated a**ault, it was rap related, you activated a gunman This game's over-saturated with junk and you punks couldn't get a hit from a database with a thumbprint Razors and matches, path is laid for destruction Put Jason Mraz's face in his a** then I'm snatchin' Anne Hathaway, she scratchin' like Jam Master Jay on the one's and Two's, I slash away then I'm dumpin' her a** in a Lake Placid for Alligators After I use the f**in' tire thumper to bash her brains in for nothin' The murder weapons I stash 'em away on Runyon Man the kind of balls that it has to take and the gumption Lack of cla** displayed but such a vast array in abundance Of sad disgraceful and bad distasteful redundance And b**h I'm hung like candy canes if you're wondering Balls come at you like batting cages, I'm raw like Big Daddy Kane is, I'm coming Like I'm ejaculating and nutting, come catch the clap like you're patty caking little dumpling Or brace yourself like a cast and be the last to make an a**umption I'm back Like I'm in the bathroom taking a dump and it's back in the day or somethin' I'll sh** on you, devil's night, how's that for a introduction?