Eminem - Dark Side lyrics

[Hook- Hoke Faser] Sometimes I feel something demonic brewing inside of me Screaming to be given liberty I can't resist it no matter how much I beg and plead I have to set it free, let it breathe It's unleashed and now I feel clean My dark side, sometimes it needs to be released [Verse 1- Eminem (Kelly Clarkson)] You know it's devil's night the way that I smash the face of a punk in Mask of Jason is a fashion statement since Drunken Master tapes been a basket case and if that's the case then I'm dunking (My dark side) Fascination with masturbation and humping Lacerations and masking tape and I'm bumping Some Master Ace, roll up posing as pastor Mase at a luncheon See Andrea Yates, grab her face then I'm punching Crack her f**ing skull with an antique vase, k** her husband (My dark side) To the back of the station wagon, she's dragged and placed in the trunk and Now I'm wanted for kidnapping, rape, and abduction (My dark side) Spread her legs like Land O'Lakes that I'm cutting till every f**ing limb's either amputated or punctured Decapitated Christina Applegate and I rap like I'm agitated No chill but I'm half sedated, a functioning addict, wait I'm in London? Brains underwear? A pantywaist, Cla**ic case of disfunction (My dark side) Aggravated a**ault, it was rap related, you activated a gunman This game's oversaturated with junk and you punks couldn't get a hit from a database with a thumbprint Razors and matches, path is laid for destruction (My dark side) Put Jason Mraz's face in his a** then I'm snatching Anne Hathaway, she scratching like Jam Master Jay on the one's and Two's, I slash away then I'm dumping her a** in a Lake Placid for Alligators After I use the f**ing tire thumper to bash her brains in for nothing The murder weapons I stash 'em away on Runyon (My dark side) Man the kind of balls that it has to take and the gumption Lack of cla** displayed but such a vast array in abundance Of sad disgraceful and bad distasteful redundance And b**h I'm hung like candy canes if you're wondering (My dark side) Balls come at you like batting cages, I'm raw like Big Daddy Kane is, I'm coming Like I'm ejaculating and nutting, come catch the clap like you're patty caking little dumpling Or brace yourself like a cast and be the last to make an a**umption I'm back (My dark side) Like I'm in the bathroom taking a dump and it's back in the day or something I'll sh** on you, devil's night, how's that for a introduction? (My dark side) [Hook- Hoke Faser (Kelly Clarkson)] Sometimes I feel something demonic brewing inside of me (My dark side) Screaming to be given liberty (My dark side) I can't resist it no matter how much I beg and plead (My dark side) I have to set it free, let it breathe (My dark side) It's unleashed and now I feel clean (My dark side) My dark side, sometimes it needs to be released [Verse 2- deleven (Kelly Clarkson)] I'm sitting in a musty basement seeing hallucinations of Satan While I'm masterbaiting, speak of the devil, he's coming I guess I must have summoned him, I'm hell raising (My dark side) We have to have a conversation because That b**h is trying to take my domain, I hate him! (My dark side) I'm just playing, I'm not actually an evil bastion, poor morally I just have a morbid fascination with the gory Reading stories of serial k**ers and cold cases (My dark side) I'm satisfying the craving of a certain part of my mind, the dark side, shuttered blinds, no light Most of the time, I'm a nice guy But that part of me is sick, sadistic, villainous, ruthless, terrifying, violent (My dark side) sh**, I was in deep denial, trying to hide it But then it grew into a giant; too big to stay stifled So I was stuck in a plight, sh** (My dark side) I can't keep the vile part of me inhibited, it's toxic But if I let it reign free, I'll be belligerent, it'll be chaotic I needed to come up with a solution quick What if I spit out all my nastiness in the form of music? (My dark side) I'll say twisted sh**, add some might behind it, but not actually do it It's therapeutic, this sh** stops me from losing it Thank heavens, because when I'm fuming pissed About 2 inches from shooting a clip into the parking lot of a food market I can be truly dangerous (My dark side) I may go foolish with an uzi if I wasn't an artist Catharsis is the only thing that can keep me sooth me, keep me harnessed Plus, I get to produce some dope bars, b**h So, whenever you feel polluted full of emotions that are negative Go and use ‘em as fuel like a twisted muse to do something positive, you'll reap the benefits Knowing you've done something fruitful & feeling cleansed You'll be so much happier, less stressed, once you lose that sh** off your chest Let your dark side be set loose when you vent [Hook- Hoke Faser (Kelly Clarkson)] Sometimes I feel something demonic brewing inside of me (My dark side) Screaming to be given liberty (My dark side) I can't resist it no matter how much I beg and plead (My dark side) I have to set it free, let it breathe (My dark side) It's unleashed and now I feel clean (My dark side) My dark side, sometimes it needs to be released