[Intro] Hi kids, do you like Kim's bullsh**? (No!) Wanna see me stick her f**ing eyeballs right in to my an*s? [Verse 1] I got a f**ing time traveling machine to go back all to this And see all the piss that she gave me, b**h She made me fall on my a** The walls are caving in and I gotta go ham on this b**h Like, woah, so we never fell in love so I didn't have to Go through that sh** no more It's like a nugget, I'm hugging these s*uts That are bothering this f**ing chick when I murder And spit on the beat like the d** I was taking Just a bit of it And stop slurping the blood off her face, or I'll murder you too with a bag full of mace and if Kim comes to my house and says "Wanna get back together?" And I say "No, get out before I [slit your throat] and splatter the blood on this sweater!" Blue eyes, red eyes, green eyes, bloody eyes Hi Mom, you're back again, rock climbing my dick to see how famous my f**ing life is? [Hook x2] 1980, still feeling shady, 1983, b**h never leave me 1987, met this b**h in heaven, 1999, my life was very deprived I said hey, do you want me? I'm still feeling kinda shady 1999, we got 3 babies, 1999, will you ever leave me? Because back then, I was kind of shady [Verse 2] Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posie Kim, Kim, be shady like me, I'm trying for the 4th Stop being a b**h, please, walking across the highway Playing Chicken, while brains splatter all over the road like "ricken, ricken", my phone's dead, now how can I call the b**h? I'll use the payphone, this b**h is calling my dead phone, she won't leave me alone Spent 75 cents on her, and she didn't answer Now I'll come to her house and [slaughter her ancesters] Boo! I'm a ghost, you happy to see me? I'm taking your soul Well sh**, you don't believe me? Boom, I did it, do you believe me now? sh** whatever, I'm the king so hand me the crown [Hook x2] [Outro] 1999, the s*ut's p**y is so dry, I said 1999, the s*ut's p**y is so dry, no other f*ggot can control my life