Emily's Army - Asslete lyrics

I used to love Barry Bonds Take one swing and it's gone But as time went by and he grew in size My respect level slowly dropped I like Euro MLS The playing level is the best But all the acting, lying, bullsh** and crying Remind me of what I detest They come on scene and show their white horse and their squeaky clean self They'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports All the pills, thrills, and attempted k**s make a hero's date in court I really liked Tiger Woods He is all well and good He's a clean, lean, a golf machine But in the end he's just another horny bloke I like Allan Iverson Short, Corn-rowed, and fun But he found his wife messing with another guy And they found him near the guy with a gun They come on scene and show their white horse and their squeaky clean self They'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports All the pills, thrills, and attempted k**s make a hero's date in court You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports All the pills, thrills, and attempted k**s make a hero's date in court Asslete That's what you are k**in' all the kids in your fancy car Asslete That's what you are Running over kids in your fancy car You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports All the pills, thrills, and attempted k**s make a hero's date in court