Emily Skeggs - Changing My Major lyrics
[MEDIUM ALISON] What happened last night? Are you really here? Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan Hi Joan! Don't wake up Joan! Oh my God, last night Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God, last night I got so excited I was too enthusiastic Thank you for not laughing Well, you laughed a little bit at one point when I was touching you and said I might lose consciousness Which you said was adorable, and I just have to trust That you don't think I'm an idiot or some kind of an animal I've never lost control due to overwhelming lust, but I must say that I'm changing my major to Joan I'm changing my major to s** with Joan I'm changing my major to s** with Joan With a minor in kissing Joan Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs A seminar on Joan's a** in her Levi's And Joan's crazy brown eyes Joan, I feel like Hercules! Oh God, that sounds ridiculous Just keep on sleeping through this And I'll work on calming down So by the time you've woken up I'll be cool. I'll be collected And I'll have found some dignity, but who needs dignity? 'Cause this is so much better I'm radiating happiness Will you stay here with me for the rest of the semester? We won't need any food We'll live on s** alone Sex with Joan! I am writing a thesis on Joan It's a cutting edge field, and my mind is blown I would gladly stay up every night to hone my compulsory sk**s with Joan I will study my way down her spine Familiarize myself with her well-made outline While she researches mine I don't know who I am I've become someone new Nothing I just did is anything I would do Overnight, everything changed. I am not prepared I'm dizzy. I'm nauseous. I'm shaky I'm scared Am I falling in to nothingness Or flying into something so sublime? I don't know, but I'm changing my major to Joan I thought all my life I'd be all alone But that was before I was lying prone in this dorm room bed with Joan Look, she drooled on the pillow, so sweet All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet And my heart feels complete Let's never leave this room How about we stay here 'till finals? I'll go to school forever I'll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan 'Cause I'm changing my major to Joan