Emilie Autumn - At What Point Does A Shakespeare Say lyrics

At what point does a Shakespeare say: "I feel it's time I write a play. What subject shall it be today? A tragedy I've done; "Lovers twain have been united Audiences are delighted No doubt I shall soon be knighted Royal fame I've won; "The Queen has come to every show And, flattering, she feigns to know A couplet from a verse, also A refrain from a rhyme; "But the ones I aim to pleaseth, Most of all, upon my kneeseth Are the folk who cough and sneezeth Through my prose sublime"?