They call me the Crazy Lemon I'm crazy, wild, free for a while I can't help what they think I was born that way I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day Just a man on the run they call the Crazy Lemon It's true that I stole a Budweiser truck I changed my mind, but the truck got stuck In a muddy ditch, so I hitched it back again The second car that pa**ed had a cherry on top Just my luck, it was first to stop They said with a grin, looky-here it's the Crazy Lemon. They call me the Crazy Lemon I'm crazy, wild, free for a while I can't help what they think I was born that way I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day Just a man on the run they call the Crazy Lemon Yeah, I admit that I run a little illegal cargo From the border and the coast, north to Fargo I was busted with a truckload of Juarez aspirins Seems everything that I tried to sell Just bought me a room in some iron hotel Things were looking grim for the Crazy Lemon They call me the Crazy Lemon I'm crazy, wild, free for a while I can't help what they think I was born that way I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day Just a man on the run they call the Crazy Lemon It's true that I jumped a little bit of bail From a handful of city and county jails Seeking out a spiritual hideout with a friend of mine Is easy to hide from a six-foot cell No use tryin' to hide yourself So play another hymn for the Crazy Lemon They call me the Crazy Lemon I'm crazy, wild, free for a while I can't help what they think I was born that way I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day Just a man on the run they call the Crazy Lemon