(words & music by j. byers) She'll tell you that she loves you, make you feel just like a kid She'll cry to you and lie to you, she'll do 'most anything She'll get right up next to you and the first thing that you know You'll be telling her you're sorry because she hurt you so I said she's evil the most evil girl i've found There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town She'll invite you over to her house at half past nine You'll wear a suit, you'll wear a tie and you'll give your shoes a shine You'll take a real deep breath and knock on her front door Her little sister will tell you "she don't live here anymore" I said she's evil the most evil girl i've found There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town And there ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town She'll put her arms around you and squeeze with all her might She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips and pull your arms real tight Your heart will pound like thunder, you'll melt in her embrace But when you go to kiss her well she'll laugh right in your face Because she's evil the most evil girl i've found There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town