My friends, the presidents I pa** away Haunt all corners {& coroners} of my current state In no clearer measure of my living will This is my two dollar bill I feel it far less matters who I'll vote for Than the thing I put the dollar towards I know by now they factory farm the hill This is my two dollar bill This is my two dollar bill ZInc Lincoln turned round Jefferson to Roosevelt in time Pa** on any to a bad man You aid and abet the crime Can a Washington redeem a Jefferson? Withholding yes and with care putting in They'll double meaning oh I know they will When we say 'so long Coca Cola Look what you've done in Columbia and India etc etc Set free my winged Nike and all the slaves who kept her company' When we cut off those Monsantoes Of this world who must not give a f** Who'd shoot their own ma for a buck. My friends, do add amendments to this bill of mine If I come to your town somewhere down the line I'd gladly pa** on the mic as a feather quill To sign the two dollar bill say 'this is my two dollar bill This is my two dollar bill' Say 'this is mine oh this is mine oh this is mine...'