Elton John - Makin' Whoopie lyrics

Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopie A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really k**in' that he's so willin' To makin' whoopie Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks For makin' whoopie Another year or maybe less What's this I hear, well, can you guess She feels neglected and he's suspected Of makin' whoopie She sits alone most every night He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write He says he's busy, but she says "Is he?" He's makin' whoopie He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says you'll pay six to her He says, "Now judge suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Budge right into jail" You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopie You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopie