Yes, I'm mean and evil Don't you mess around with me Yes, I'm mean and evil Don't you mess around with me 'Cause I will mess you up Like a dozen sticks of TNT Yes, I'm so mean and evil Even rain don't fall on me Yes, I'm somean and evil Even rain don't fall on me But I'm gonna find me a man Who is meaner than me First thing each morning I break me a looking gla** I go out on the corner And wait for a black cat to pa** Can't sleep 'less there's a howling dog 'Neath my window each night Nothing thrills me better Than a good burnin' fight Yes, I'm so mean and evil And you know good men make me that way Well, I'm so mean and evil I made my daddy cry Yes, I'm so mean and evil Even made my daddy cry But I'm gonna love that man Love him till the day I die