Eli Porter - Part-Time MC lyrics

[Chorus] I-Dee, 1-2-3 Part time emcees to the disc jockey M-I-A to D.C. go what? The DMV Where you from, where you at? Regardless, I can't rap But you know what? I know I'm whack [DJ I-Dee] At least I'm not annoying... AIGHT BET! Yo dawgs, check my music on the MySpace friend request! Write a rhyme so hard dude, especially this time around Bar eight, Alvarez, let me slow it down Catch me in the Hilton, Palm Beach with Mr. Milton Smoke {cigarettes} while his grandmother be tiltin Hip-hop is way too serious, so let me tell you why I'm here THE ELEMENTS ARE SATURATED IN THE UTMOST FORM OF CHEER Illest spic on the block, but no I don't cook raps Don't disrespect me dude, save that for Lou Dobbs' racist a**! But yo I'm not right, tell 'em I-Dee is some crack I'll be laughin at you emcees cause you'll never comprehend "The scratch!" [Chorus] [Eli Porter] Yo, see, it's yo' boy E-Dollar Walk in the club and the girls they holla Young Eezy baby, tell me where ya been I've been up on the block collectin dem dividends Yeah! They said a n***a couldn't rhyme Like {?} my homeboys say we on time So we gotta get it, no no stoppin Like bunny ears n***a I'm never floppin Yup dat bwoi, you better pay attention Walk in the club and my name they mention Young Eezy baby, n***a I'm the truth Beat it up every time I step in the booth God damn! (I'm hot) God damn I'm hot And n***as hatin on me just because they not (they not) They like Eezy baby won't you give me a shot? Like a stop sign 'cept I'm not gon' stop [Chorus] [DJ I-Dee] Top o' the mornin to ya! Verse tree I-Dee back, pint of Guinness with me, lemme stop Dead in the middle of a griddle little did he know the Skittles Is what made Perry Kittles the worst basketball player EVER~! Oh my God, I didn't think I could pull that off I just feel like I jumped off a cliff... not! Let's just go to court and show they know how we rock Isaac DeLima's for the people so we can party non-stop! [Chorus] "Or do I?" (No) "Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"