[Hook] It's football on your phone It's football on your phone [Verse 1: Eli Manning and Peyton Manning] It's football on your phone, that's what I said It's football on your phone, you can watch it in bed Take it with you wherever you go Show your friends and watch them all go (HO) [Hook] [Verse 2: Peyton Manning and Eli Manning] It's for football on your phone, so now's your chance To have football in your phone and football in your pants Look at this guy using his phone as a phone Your phone ain't for calling [Eli/Peyton]: Your phone's for footballing [Hook] [Eli Interlude] Let me ask you a question, what do you get, when a football gets down on your phone? [Hook] [Breakdown: Peyton and Eli] If you're on a date with Simone (Football on your phone) If you're taking out a small loan (Football on your phone) When you're sitting on your throne (Football on your phone) When you're bu*tering a scone (Football on your phone) [Spoken Word from Eli Manning] It's like I spilled milk all over your blouse by accident or on purpose. It's like the milk is like football and your blouse is the phone [Hook] [Verse 4: Peyton and Eli] Football on your phone is football all the time Do you want that? He does, she does, our dad does Does your dad want it, I mean? [Hook] [Verse 5: Peyton and Eli] What do you think Alexander Graham Bell would say if he saw you watching football on your phone? Who cares? Dude's dead [Hook] x5