Element Of Crime - She's a Barmaid lyrics

Don't you dare to shout she will serve you soon And don't you dare knocking with a tea spoon She's a barmaid She won't bring the coffee to your table, my dear You better come over it's self service here She's a barmaid not your butler Whatever she's doing don't you dare complain You do that your coffee's down the drain She's a barmaid she's no psychiatrist She doesn't want you playing with the sugarcubes She don't like you bending straws into loops She's a barmaid she can't stand that She doesn't want you kicking the pinball machine You're no good doing James Dean She's a barmaid she's not a talent scout Teabags in the ashtray she doesn't like at all And don't you k** the spider that is crawling down the wall She's a barmaid she's good to animals She don't like you staring at her tits all day She can't stand lecherous boozers anyway She's a barmaid she's not a pin-up girl As sure as sh** she don't wanna talk love She don't want you cooing like a turtle dove She's a barmaid she's not your girlfriend She's waiting for a real man whoever he is She knows he'd never come into a place like this She's a barmaid she's good to animals