Hand me down my walking cane Hand me down my hate Hurry now and don't be late Cause we ain't got time to chat You and me we're going out To catch the latest sounds Guaranteed to blow your mind So high you won't come down [Chorus] Hey y'all prepare yourself for the rubberband man You never heard a sound like the rubberband man You're bound to lose control when the rubberband starts to jam Oh, Lord, this dude is out of sight Everything he does Seems to come out right Once I went to hear them play at a club outside of town I was so surprised, I was hypnotised By the sounds this cat's putting down When I saw this short fat guy stretch a band between his toes Hey I laughed so hard cause the man got down When he finally reached his goal [Chorus] (And he likes to jam) Got that rubberband up on his toes And then he wriggled it up All around his nose Singing (Doo-doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo-doo) Guaranteed to blow your mind (Doo-doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo-doo) Playing all that music, yet keeping time (Doo-doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo-doo) Where in the world did he learn that, oh Lord? (Doo doo doo doo doo) Lord, help him get away [Chorus] How much of this stuff do you think you can we stand? (I don't know) So much rhythm, grace and debonair from one man (One man) Lord, then he had the nerve to wiggle his lest toe To his knee Got the feeling in his head y'all Ah, come together now [Chorus] x2