I woke up on the floor again, and I needed something to eat, so I went down the street to Monty's Grill. "What'll it be?" Said Monty, sporting a wry grin. "Just give me the usual, Monty" I said. Monty just scratched his head, and said "What is that again?" The usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a Coke. Monty knew that, I had been coming there everyday for the last four years. Then I began to realize, the man behind the counter was the IMPOSTOR!!