I play cranial games But at least I'm not programmed To terrorize you I'm loading up on the flame But at least I know where I stand And I don't really know it's true You're easy on the eye and you never stop to wonder why Free drinks are happening to you now Free drinks I never should've let you drive Free drinks are happening to you now If you need pep talks to motivate you Let my words inflate you Into an unpoppable balloon And no one here to tell you to abide by agreed upon terms Fine print is happening to you now Fine print, you really should've lowered your eyes Fine print is happening to you now I moved your wheel of madness I felt the hand of horror I walked into your sadness With a bottle of hair restorer Go! Stop saying what you think Stop thinking about what you say These are your operational days Don't say what you think Stop thinking about what you say These are your operational days Don't say what you think Don't say what you think Don't say what you think