This is your captain speaking. We've gone insane and we're slashing fares On Lucifer Airlines You drink champagne And nobody cares about arriving on time We know your name and your cross to bear You'll answer for your crimes And we'll save an extra seat for you On the day you die Sit back, relax and begin the view And enjoy your flight Sit back, relax Sit back, relax Sit back, relax Sit back, relax Sit back, relax Sit back, relax Sit back, relax Sit back, relax Crash positions 'cause we're going down On Lucifer Airlines Taking submissions Turning no one down We're hiring all kinds Sit back, relax Sit back, relax Sit back, relax "Sit back, relax" continues in background What have I? What have I? Gotten myself into This ain't no s**y vacation for two I just don't know what to do now Ai! We love to fly This is your captain speaking We love to fly This is your captain speaking We love to fly This is your captain speaking. We love to fly This is your captain speaking