Normal is the new weird Lights turned down low The party’s rendez-vous And even light can’t escape the ugly side of love Somehow the message never got to you I was a naughty little boy watching you Flip your hair like a movie star And I would live underneath your shoe If U R Who U Say U R Inhibitions melt like an ice-cream cone All the conversations that you’ve had alone If you want sympathy then you’re out of luck Because the bedroom is the worst place people can f** I was a naughty little boy watching you Flip your hair like a movie star And I would live underneath your shoe If U R Who U Say U R And you are. And you are. And you are. A poor choice of words it can break any body As cheese gives us curds so it goes with your body I lower the lights down low And order take-away to go! Further away from the big reveal My poor heart gets tenderised like veal And you have no idea what you’re doing to me You’re just being everything that you were meant to be Leave every consequence behind Run the lights in your fancy car Erasing any doubt in my mind That U R Who U Say U R And you are. And you are. And you are. Oh! Oh! Oh!