Susan spent the weekend at her stately home Crying at the lions on the garden wall And then she'd sigh-sneak away Look at her style-free the day Oh no not me-I wouldn't Oh no not me-I couldn't That's all she says, her money and her place They just don;t mean a f**ing thing Susan met the Lords and Dukes of everywhere Smiling kissing wishing that they'd go to hell And then she'd laugh-wonder why Take a nap-sit and cry Oh no not me-I wouldn't Oh no not me-I couldn't That's all she says, her money and her place They just don't mean a f**ing thing