I have a trainset and a garage full of cars And a soldier with a gun My mother says i should have more resposibility As i'm nearly 31 I have a plane, i have a crane That can lift up all my trains and all my cars I have a boat that doesn't float But a big machine that takes me to the stars But my mother says i should get a job Or my father she will tell She says 16 years is a long enough rest Though i say that i'm not well I have a trainset and a garage full of cars And a soldier with a gun My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games And she'll say i'm not her son But your mother says you should get a job Or your father she will tell She says 16 years is a long enough rest Though you say that you're not well I had a plane, i had a crane That could lift up all my trains and all my cars I had a boat that couldn't float So my machine and me are going to the stars