What's the matter? - I have a headache. It might be a tumor. - It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor... at all Sitting down, 24/7. Working at the screen - I'm a rebel! No exercise. I'm mad tired. Eating junk food and no fiber. Going to the toilet is a chore. That feel when I go to war! Drinking alcohol to forget all the life decisions that I regret. Too stressed, I'm a mess. My gut can't properly digest. I feel a dull pain deep inside. Could this be the day that I died? Help me! I'm on the bender now. Help me! I wanna feel better now. The danger's rising. I feel like I'm dying. Help me! I'm on the bender now. Help me! I wanna feel better now. The danger's rising. Could I be dying? All work and no play make me wanna run far away. There's a big thing chasing after me, and it seems like it's getting me in the end. But it's not behind me, it's inside me! And it's growing and crawling, and giving me cramps, I feel like my gramps, I gotta make plans, enough with the rants! I gotta beat this thing fast, or I'm dead! Blast the inbred! k** it 'fore it spreads! Starting with my plate! It's too late - I already ate my corn bread! Help me! I'm on the bender now. Help me! I wanna feel better now. The danger's rising. I feel like I'm dying. Help me! I'm on the bender now. Help me! I wanna feel better now. The danger's rising. Could I be dying? Now run for your body! Run for your body! Now run for your soul! Stop! No time for whining! Quit with the self-pity, get witty, act instead of being sh**ty! I'd rather go into a coma than wear a f**ing stoma. f** this a** cancer, man, I'll fight it 'till it's over! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight it 'till it's over! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight it 'till it's over! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight it 'till it's over! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight it 'till it's over! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight it 'till it's over, man! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight it 'till it's over, man! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight it 'till it's over, man! I'll fight! I'll fight! Oh no!