El-P - Long Distance lyrics

[Intro skit plays for first 28 seconds] [Mr. Lif] Well I've arrived, finally it's been a long time Spent way too many days and nights with you on my mind The phone's been our portal, to transport immortal Thoughts were cordial, that is of course until I got informal You're a sweet girl, I'm caught up in your energy now And I'm a nice guy who lurks behind a devious smile Put my bags down, I see your inhibitions glisten I've been wishin, to tell you couple things so listen Oh your roommate's home now? Your mutual friend's over? Since I know ya tighten my grip and pull you closer Let's keep it quick, move swift and handle this Grade your behavior as I deduct from my an*lysis Move smooth to the living room, what up son? You's my Ace Boon Hey hun, life's treatin you well I presume? It's just small talk, to k** a little time Bring that Corona over, and yeah I'll take a bit of lime Thank you - I'm chivalrous, kind and holdin it down But deep down you knew I wasn't f**in around Now I've got everybody laughin so I drink and sit back See you smilin as you're drownin in our eye contact Got a sea of thoughts that wash up on the shore of what you adore You got real shy and turned your eyes to the floor I got you, the tension's mega-advanced You make one false move and I'll be seizin my chance Oh you f**ed up leavin goin to the kitchen Headed to the sink to put a dirty dish in I excuse myself and follow Knowin I won't see you both until tomorrow Sorry no regrets, no sorrow Walk behind you slow, wrap my arm around your waist Use my hand to grab your chin and put my lips on side of your face Whisper follow me, take your hand and guide you to the bathroom Shut the door, not a f**in word or it's doom [Hook 2X: Mr. Lif] We're long distance, we've been by the telephone waitin It's frustratin, I'm runnin out of patience Next time, we shouldn't stay away for so long But for now we're strictly business, when I see you it's on [Mr. Lif] Turn around, put your hands on the sink and don't blink If you feel the urge to hesitate, rethink It's clear to me that you lack discipline I said to keep it brief, you weren't listenin? I show you, you should never do this again Lift her skirt, lick her inner knee to inner thigh See her via mirror, looked her dead in the eye I told her don't move, don't breathe, don't flinch Don't move an inch, cause if you do it's punishment! Pulled down her underwear, put my mouth where she was already ready Lickin that p**y I'm forever deadly Made her wriggle 'til she almost broke my finger so I figure Let me see if she can handle what I give her when within her Enter, push it way to the back Lookin in the mirror focusin on how she react Her bottom lip hangin lookin so supple You shouldn't make me wait before I f** you So now you grip the sink with white knuckles And your legs shakin, mind lost within the penetration It's so brutal, gentle, carnal You're worried cause you don't know if I'll please you or harm you That's when I bite the back of your neck and then your arms too Grindin, and soon enough I feel your p**y tighten, you're cummin Moanin slap the counter and you're strugglin I embrace you, pull your body close to my chest And then I taste you, I'm not finished relievin our stress Then she turned to me and asked me, "Don't you wanna get yours?" I said, "Yeah I'm 'bout to take you to the bedroom for more" [Hook] "Mmm you're one hell of a man!" {*4X*}